Certain, well-written, real quotes about falling in love are all good, however what in the event you're somebody who cringes only a tiny bit at an earnestness overload? Does not imply you are not a romantic, simply that you simply want your aspirational textual content with a splash of humor (maybe even sarcasm).
Fortunately, there are many TV moments, celeb tweets, and iconic rom-com scenes that ship the laughs as a lot because the "Awwwws." Listed here are 35 love quotes that do all of it:
1. This Buddies traditional.
"She's your lobster. Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws." –Phoebe, Buddies
2. This stable recreation plan.
three. This good praise.
“I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.” –Mark Darcy, Bridget Jones’s Diary
four. This sound recommendation.
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” –Will Ferrell
5. This tender second.
6. This very big plus to getting hitched.
7. This excessive reward.
“He’s like a brilliant, sexy little hummingbird.” –Leslie (about Ben), Parks and Recreation
eight. This roadmap to an extended marriage.
“We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working.” –Justin Timberlake, US Weekly
9. This iconic realization.
“What does she want with Josh anyway? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he's not even cute in a conventional way... I mean, he's just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And he's a hideous dancer, couldn't take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about, this is like, Josh. Okay, okay......so he's kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Ty, she couldn't make him happy, Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes in case he ever makes any...the suddenly....Oh my god! I love Josh! I'm majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!” –Cher, Clueless
10. This A+ excuse to make out.
11. This long-term relationship reality.
"Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you." —Megan Mullally
12. This not-real, however completely actual saying.
“Molly: You gotta f*ck numerous frogs to get frog.
Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.” –Insecure
13. This beautiful monologue.
“So, Amber, you're separated from your mate, huh? I know how you feel. Not that Topanga's my mate or anything, I just believe she is. It's funny, though, you know, when people tell you to get on with your life, go date, there's plenty of other fish in the sea... Like I need to tell you. But, you see, we know that once you've met that special person, it's hard to live, knowing they're out there, and they're the only one you care about. All those things I did, I wasn't just trying to impress her. I just didn't know how to express my feelings. Well, at least I tried, you know? And now, I'm talking to a fish.” –Cory, Boy Meets World
14. This common commonplace for husband.
15. This best proposal.
16. This self-aware jab.
“I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too—for being married so many times.”–Elizabeth Taylor
17. This mantra to dwell by.
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.” –Cher
18. This relationship objective to goal for.
“I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they're dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.”―Mindy Kaling, Is Everybody Hanging Out With out Me?
19. This prank (amongst many) that needs to be performed in a wedding.
20. This mortifying-but-also-sweet scene.
21. This declaration of affection.
“Juno MacGuff: I believe I am in love with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You imply as buddies?
Juno MacGuff: No... I imply for actual. 'Trigger you are, like, the good particular person I've ever met, and you do not even should attempt, you already know...
Paulie Bleeker: I attempt actually laborious, really.” –Juno
22. This legit marriage ceremony concern.
23. This mic-drop quote.
“You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.” –David Bowie
24. This apt metaphor.
“Yes, to the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin. Then the sweet, sweet innards.” –Homer, The Simpsons
25. This encouragement to dwell your full, eyebrow-eating reality.
–Parks and Recreation
26. This confidence-booster.
"I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree." –Megan, Bridesmaids
27. This veeeeeery actual real-talk.
"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." —Chelsea Handler
28. This milestone in any relationship.
29. This life change, defined.
"Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day the cow asks you when you're going to buy it. And you live in a really small apartment with the cow and you can't avoid that question at all. Also, the cow is way better at arguing than you are … But for real, why buy the cow? Let's be real. Why buy the cow? Because you love her. You really do." –John Mulaney
30. This Miranda line, that like all Miranda traces, speaks to you.
–Intercourse and the Metropolis
31. This proof that the perfect marriages are a lil' bit boring.
32. This overachievement to aspire to.
“The first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages.” –Leslie, Parks and Recreation
33. This technique to think about.
34. This well-known mix of humorous and cute:
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." –Harry, When Harry Met Sally
35. And this straightforward quote that claims all of it.
–The Good Place
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