Shaft New Film Quotes – ‘He’s the black James Bond.’

Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Jessie T. Usher, Regina Corridor, Alexandra Shipp, Matt Lauria,  Titus Welliver, Technique Man, Richard Roundtree

Story:

Motion crime sequel directed by Tim Story. The story follows John Shaft Jr. (Jessie Usher), who's a cyber safety knowledgeable with a level from MIT. After his finest good friend dies as a result of suspicious circumstances, he turns to his estranged father, the legendary John Shaft II (Samuel L. Jackson), to uncover the reality. Father and son navigate the Harlem underworld to resolve the crime. Alongside the best way they staff up with the primary technology John Shaft (Richard Roundtree).

 

Quotes: 

 

[knocks on Shaft’s office door, and the door is opened by a woman]
John Shaft Jr.: Hello. I’m, I’m simply, I’m in search of…
Girl: Shaft?
John Shaft Jr.: Mm-hmm.
[suddenly Shaft points a gun at the back of John’s head]
John Shaft II: Who’s asking?
John Shaft Jr.: John Shaft Junior! Your son!
John Shaft II: My son?!
[he turns John around]
John Shaft II: Junior?
John Shaft Jr.: Yeah.

 

John Shaft II: So, son, you’re within the metropolis now. What sort of enterprise may your Don Lemon ass have in my world?
John Shaft Jr.: I want your assist for a case.
John Shaft II: You are available right here together with your skinny-ass denims, your buttoned down plaid Hole shirt, in a n**ger with two eyes and a dick you can learn a mile away.
John Shaft Jr.: Please don’t use the N phrase.
John Shaft II: What?!

 

Ron: , they are saying that cad Shaft is a foul mom…

 

John Shaft Jr.: Ignore him. He thinks he’s the black James Bond.
John Shaft II: If that motherfucker was actual, he’d assume he was me.

 

John Shaft II: [to John] If you happen to’re going to pursuit this investigation, I’m going to must babysit your ass.

 

[seeing Shaft break a man’s fingers]
John Shaft Jr.: Rattling!

 

John Shaft Jr.: My father, he’s like a legend.

 

John Shaft II: Oh, take a look at right here! How lengthy has it been?
Shaft’s Ex-Spouse: Hm, by no means lengthy sufficient.
[to the ladies standing on each side of Shaft]
Shaft’s Ex-Spouse: Girl Syphilis. Madam Chlamydia. It’s beautiful to satisfy you each.
John Shaft II: That’s Junior’s mama. She’s a bit of bitter.

 

Shaft’s Ex-Spouse: Why is it each time I’m round you, it’s a fucking gunfight?
John Shaft II: You’re attempting to behave like a bit of gunfire don’t nonetheless flip you on?

 

Shaft’s Ex-Spouse: [to Shaft] Please inform me that you simply didn't get our son concerned in your bullshit!

 

[talking to herself in the bathroom; referring to Shaft]
Shaft’s Ex-Spouse: He’s attempting to get me again. Motherfucker, I don’t need you again. And I’m glad. I’m going to be the happiest bitch. You assume simply since you stroll round smelling good, and since you obtained an enormous fucking…
[a confused lady is staring at her before she decides to walk out]

 

John Shaft Jr.: What's flawed with you?
John Shaft II: She picked up a bat.
John Shaft Jr.: You possibly can’t beat up a girl.
John Shaft II: Why not?
John Shaft Jr.: As a result of she’s a girl! That’s like misogynistic.
John Shaft II: You’re the one being misogynistic. I ain’t talked about her gender.
John Shaft Jr.: Okay.
John Shaft II: I’m an equal alternative ass-whooper.
[suddenly Bennie punches John in the face]
John Shaft II: Rattling!
John Shaft Jr.: There’s no non-violent individuals in Harlem!

 

John Shaft II: Have you ever and me…
Bennie: No, pappy. I’d bear in mind fucking a black man dressed like Morpheus from Matrix.
[Shaft Jr. starts laughing, Shaft shoots the phone on the desk in anger]
John Shaft Jr.: What was that for?
John Shaft II: Sick of those Laurence Fishburne comparisons. Shit’s getting previous.

 

John Shaft II: Pop.
John Shaft I: Son, you appear to be shit. I believe you look twenty years older than my grey ass.
John Shaft Jr.: Ooh.

 

John Shaft I: Again within the day, we didn’t want weapons. All we would have liked was our naked knuckles.
[Shaft opens up the closet door and sees a gallery of the latest guns]
John Shaft Jr.: Rattling! Grandpa!
John Shaft I: Oh, you may’t be too ready.

 

[Shaft, his father and John all pull out their guns]
John Shaft Jr.: What’s up?
[Shaft and his father look at him with confusion]

 

[a thug pulls out his knife]
John Shaft I: Let me get mine.
[Shaft Senior gets out his gun and shoots the thug]

 

[Shaft sees his father with the knife that that thug pulled on him]
John Shaft II: You’re again to having a knife now?
John Shaft I: Oh, hell, no. I shot him.

 

John Shaft Jr.: I want you. Watch my again.
[as he starts running, he starts getting shot at]
Sasha: Shit!
[Sasha goes to follow him to help, but pulls herself back]
Sasha: No, no. That’s some easy bitch shit. Okay. We ain’t going to be.

 

John Shaft II: What the fuck are you sporting? Are you certain you want pussy?
John Shaft Jr.: Sure! I like, I like pussy. Yeah.
John Shaft II: The best way you say pussy don’t sound such as you prefer it. Describe what a pussy appear to be?
John Shaft Jr.: Look… No! what…

 

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